nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

tripleayebitch:

rararachelmarie:

voguedorito:

every time i fall asleep my brother steals my laptop and somehow logs on and takes pictures on my webcam. image

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Give that kid a medal.

This is probably the best thing I’ve seen on here so far

idon-tevenwantoknow:

THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETYimage

THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE image

THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
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THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
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THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERSimage

THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAUimage

BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSEimage

AND FALLINGWATER image

AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEANimage

HOUSES ARE SO COOL

fairhelenaravenclaw:

I think even though it had happened to him quite a few times, being locked in the cupboard so many times really fueled this, too. In conclusion: I realized this and then proceeded to cry

iswearimnotnaked:

i put a potato in the microwave and pressed the potato button and now it’s just flashing the word potato over and over and my potato is spinning and i think i just summoned the potato god

yarnes:

i aim for the point in a friendship when people begin to think you’re dating

marvelousspoiler:

fighting4fantasy:

Barnes & Noble.

Their best selling books tend to deal with memory loss.

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

bewbin:

i win 

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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thefasstimes:

“isn’t that a little gay” my friend asks

“yes” i respond as i look at the miniature homosexual sitting on my desk “it is”

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

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